:O

Friday, December 25, 20093:56 PM

OMG I just realised that today is Christmas!!!

Shanghai

Sunday, December 13, 200911:28 PM

Found a way to get past China's internet barrier HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

Here's a convo with my brother today:

[11:13:29 PM] Jing Jie: pooo
[11:13:49 PM] Wong May Ping: tsk
[11:14:11 PM] Jing Jie: merry christmas!
[11:14:30 PM] Wong May Ping: LOL
[11:14:38 PM] Wong May Ping: (makeup)
[11:14:39 PM] Jing Jie: buy turkey for me
[11:14:53 PM] Jing Jie: i wan eat pork!
[11:15:07 PM] Jing Jie: breakfas so bad de
[11:15:18 PM] Wong May Ping: breakfast?
[11:15:21 PM] Wong May Ping: you mean at home?
[11:15:25 PM] Wong May Ping: bread + butter?
[11:15:32 PM] Jing Jie: mummy cannot finsih magi mee den give me the rest
[11:15:35 PM] Wong May Ping: turkey not equal pork
[11:15:45 PM] Jing Jie: so cold and so little
[11:15:51 PM] Jing Jie: HAIZ~
[11:15:56 PM] Jing Jie: torutre

(My mother was trying to explain with me on the mic that it's not that she cannot finish, but she purposely left some for my brother.)

[11:16:12 PM] Jing Jie: chi bu wan!
[11:16:13 PM] Wong May Ping: poor thing
[11:16:16 PM] Jing Jie: T_T
[11:16:22 PM] Jing Jie: so i said i want PORK!
[11:16:27 PM] Wong May Ping: then
[11:16:29 PM] Jing Jie: PORKy
[11:16:33 PM] Jing Jie: haha
[11:16:35 PM] Wong May Ping: LOL
[11:16:49 PM] Jing Jie: you bought porky right???
[11:16:51 PM] Wong May Ping: i bought nice puff biscuits
[11:16:52 PM] Wong May Ping: ya
[11:16:57 PM] Wong May Ping: what flavour you want
[11:17:02 PM] Jing Jie: puff buns?????
[11:17:06 PM] Jing Jie: o.O
[11:17:13 PM] Wong May Ping: strawberry chocolate banana mango green tea
[11:17:23 PM] Jing Jie: i wan bannana
[11:17:25 PM] Wong May Ping: puff biscuits
[11:17:26 PM] Wong May Ping: very nice one
[11:17:30 PM] Wong May Ping: i bought 2 flavours
[11:17:40 PM] Jing Jie: you nvr finish all right???piggy
[11:17:54 PM] Wong May Ping: you are the piggy
[11:18:03 PM] Jing Jie: i agree
[11:18:10 PM] Wong May Ping: yes good
[11:18:15 PM] Jing Jie: i just ate curry chicken rice $5
[11:18:30 PM] Jing Jie: yesterday bak ku teh 4.50
[11:18:47 PM] Jing Jie: bak kut teh and curry chicken rice is SUPPER!
[11:18:53 PM] Jing Jie: hmmmm
[11:18:59 PM] Jing Jie: i am feeling hungry le
[11:19:09 PM] Wong May Ping: i just ate a steak meal + blueberry cheesecake + strawberry mouse + butter oysters + free flow drink for dinner today
[11:19:18 PM] Wong May Ping: only 28 yuan
[11:19:24 PM] Wong May Ping: which is 5+ sing dollars
[11:19:26 PM] Wong May Ping: yum yum
[11:19:29 PM] Jing Jie: lol looks like you are really a piggy
[11:19:40 PM] Wong May Ping: you also! eat so expensive
[11:19:41 PM] Jing Jie: i thought i am but now you are
[11:19:43 PM] Wong May Ping: mine so much cheaper
[11:19:53 PM] Wong May Ping: i eat finish i half full only
[11:19:54 PM] Wong May Ping: haha
[11:20:05 PM] Jing Jie: you 100% piggy
[11:20:11 PM] Jing Jie: i 50% piggy
[11:20:14 PM] Wong May Ping: no polky for you!
[11:20:16 PM] Jing Jie: btw
[11:20:19 PM] Jing Jie: your bed sucks
[11:20:25 PM] Wong May Ping: WHAT
[11:20:29 PM] Wong May Ping: why are you sleeping on my bed
[11:20:41 PM] Jing Jie: the one on the floor i much better
[11:20:49 PM] Jing Jie: i sleep on 3 beds
[11:21:00 PM] Wong May Ping: HUH you very shuang hor
[11:21:06 PM] Wong May Ping: on the floor? you put mattress?
[11:21:06 PM] Jing Jie: ya
[11:21:10 PM] Jing Jie: ya
[11:21:12 PM] Jing Jie: haha
[11:21:21 PM] Wong May Ping: you are a big piggy
[11:21:25 PM] Wong May Ping: sleep and eat
[11:21:27 PM] Jing Jie: thx
[11:21:31 PM] Jing Jie: thx ALOT!
[11:21:35 PM] Wong May Ping: :)
[11:21:43 PM] Jing Jie: go do your homework lah

(WOW. Who's telling me that?!?)

[11:22:45 PM] Jing Jie: :)
[11:22:51 PM] Jing Jie: :)
[11:22:53 PM] Jing Jie: :)
[11:22:57 PM] Jing Jie: :):)
[11:22:58 PM] Jing Jie: bb
[11:22:59 PM] Wong May Ping: i think internet is really slow here
[11:23:41 PM] Wong May Ping: byebye!

LOL LOL. I have a piggy brother. Hahaha.

Birds can Fly

Friday, November 20, 20093:22 PM

Because of the fact that I cannot view any blogger pages in China, I will be blogging here:

http://birdscanfly.wordpress.com

:(

5C21 Class Chalet

12:39 PM

This is one of the most successful class chalets that I've been to :D

OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT I WAS HAVING A HEADACHE HALF THE TIME CAUSE OF THE FLU JAB :(

Morning, 1000AM
We were in school handing in I&R! :D :D
(Side note: I want to show off! I handed in my much edited 2nd draft after a 1st draft with lots of comments like 'And then?', 'So what?' AND wls said that it has not much problems! She only gave me 1 sentence of comment, compared to the 18 comments from draft 1. HAPPY! My EOM only had not much problem in the 4th draft. LOL. *beams*)

I was already suffering from the flu jab at that time :(

Morning, 1130AM
REACHED HOME! Bus 12 was super fast that day! 1/2 hour only! I slept for an hour :D

Afternoon, 1400PM
Met the others to take shuttle bus. I saw Terence first and I was stranded beside a Pedestrian crossing with Terence's bag, his guitar, his dirty pillow, my bag and two baskets of plums. LOL.

Best friend came to save me after that. She took hold of Terence's dirty pillow with a plastic bag cause its filthy and nobody dared to touch it. LOL.

We took the shuttle bus without Yu Hui CAUSE HE WAS LATE. And Terence spent the whole bus journey chasing behind the bus on his bike. LOL. According to him, he waved to us enthusiastically at one point at some traffic junction but everybody ignored him cause nobody saw him. Haha!
Afternoon, 1445PM
Best friend, Christine, Wei Jie, Terence and I went to buy stuff from NTUC! :D

I managed to sneak in my spinning crackers (which I didn't eat in the end-.-) and sneaked Terence's Snoopy potato chips (SNOOPY?!?) and Wei Jie's Koko Krunch (HELLO?!? KOKO KRUNCH?) Hahaha.

Yue Wan fought so hard to take away my fishball crackers but she forgot to put them on the shelf after reasoning so much. She actually placed them back in the trolley. And I'm the trolley pusher. *triumph!*

Anyway, the best thing about this shopping trip is the last part when we were waiting for Ying Jie's dad's car to help us ferry the groceries to the chalet.

Terence: ROAR! (To Zhen Zhou, who appeared halfway from his home.)
*random kid walks past*
Kid: ROAR!
Terence: ROAR!

The kid runs away and ran back to NTUC. We thought he was gone for good.

All of a sudden, he appeared again with a blank NTUC price tag. And he secured it on Terence's butt. And he kept doing that--running back and forth, stealing tags and pasting them on Terence's ass.

Finally,

Us: Terence, just run into the toilet first or something. Just get away from him!!
Terence: No, I am not going run away from A KID.

At this crucial moment, the kid ran back and guess what?

Terence ran around our NTUC trolley like ten times with the kid chasing him at the back.

WHO SAID HE WASN'T GOING TO RUN AWAY FROM A KID.

LOL.

Ying Jie and her dad came a while later and Wei Jie wrote back on Terence's bike in the rain o.O

Oh no my memory is failing me I'm forgetting what happened after that.

OH.

Wei Jie: This room looks haunted.

Omg what a terrible sentence WL I was silently freaked out for a while. Until I spotted linyoujia on TV :D

Was quite sick for a while so basically I lazed around until I had a super effective panadol from Lineatte! I recovered super fast like 10 minutes later! LOL.

I learnt how to play a song on the guitar! Wei Jie said that I'm his BEST STUDENT. This means that I'm super talented and intelligent and smart :)

I can still remember the notes up till now, except for the last notes :D
Actually there are only 4 notes in the whole song up till the bridge hahahaha.

And I learnt how to play the mahjong! My two 'first times' at the chalet :)

Ying Jie was really the one who taught me how to play. She explained the rules and everything.

Here I am at my first game:

I look like I'm deep in thoughts but, not really LOL. As you can see, the backstage player of this game is Xing Qi.

At the beginning of the game,

Me: Eh, you all must let me win ok, the first game in my entire life leh!

After like 10 minutes...

Jocelyn: YAY! I WIN! YAY YAY!
Me: Eh! Never let me win! WL :(
Jocelyn: Haha! Haha! I win leh!

A few days later...

Me: That Jocelyn lor, make me lose in my first game :(
Jocelyn: No la, I forgot.

LOL LOL hahaha.

I had better luck in my 2nd game cause I had a change of instructor, from Xing Qi to Zi Le. LOL. But I still lost my 3rd game. According to Zi Le, it was because I gave him a pat on his shoulder. But actually it doesn't work this way cause I keep patting everybody's shoulders everytime I walk past the table, especially Liang Wei's. Hahaha.

My fourth game was with Wu Lao Shi. She was super sarcastic when I won.

WLS: "WOW 美苹，赌王哦！你好厉害哦！WOW!"

LOL. This was an extract from the conversation between her and Christine before the game started:

WLS: 你们如果输了会不会把牌丢在地上？
C: 不会
WLS: 那你们会不会翻桌子？
C: 不会
WLS: 可是我会耶

Haha!

I can't remember much liao, except that we were playing Truth or Truth in the room. We have been lying on the bed for 1h+ or something until Brigitte suddenly got down.

B: Just now when I was in bed I kept searching for bits of Ruffles in my mouth.

LOL.

The others went out for some night activities, which turned out to be a ghost story session. :S
I didn't follow due to my poor health condition :(

We watched 'My Girlfriend is an Agent' on the morning of the 2nd day and I think all of us laughed too loudly or something. There was this woman sitting two rows in front of us who told us to lower our volumes. Right after she said that, Han Jiamin who was behind and didnt hear burst into laughter and exclaimed something loudly LOL Haha.



Didn't stay on cause I was too sick. Was supposed to go Cello lesson but arranged it for another day in the end. Didn't go night cycling with them :(

Christine learnt how to ride the bike for 10m though. Hahaha.

:)

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GOING CHINA TMR. HAVE NOT PACKED. LOL. I DISLIKE SNOW LA :( SNOW IS NOT PRETTY AT ALL CAN. SIAN.

好东西要分享 之 SIA's in-flight entertainment

Saturday, November 14, 20097:47 PM

Woohoo I just checked SIA's in-flight entertainment and im all excited and rah-rahh now!! Haha.

Yea yea, the Kiasu (and some say Cheapo) Singaporean in action, but I was really just checking it out for my sis who is flying off to Shanghai tomorrow. Really.

The movies for November are pretty nice but the December ones are more ..... (you get the idea). How come they don't distribute the nice movies evenly over the 2 months!!! :( Angry.

Haha.

Look at the list of movies and you will know what i mean (btw im substantiating my point mentioned above.)

November
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Up
Julie & Julia
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra The Time Traveler's Wife
(500) Days of Summer
Mary and Max
The Ugly Truth
Middle of Nowhere
Séraphine
Mothers Know Best
A Year Ago in Winter
The Return of the Musketeers
Overheard
Turning Point
Trail of the Panda
GOKUSEN THE MOVIE
Raise the Castle!
Take Off
Bronze Medalists
Love Nowadays (Love Aaj Kal)
Paying Guests
Sakthi in Siva's Heart (Siva Manasula Sakthi)
Captain Abu Raed

December
District 9
Public Enemies
G-Force
All About Steve
Tetro
Bandslam
Nothing Like the Holidays
Shorts
Beyond A Reasonable Doubt
Whatever Lola Wants
Coco Before Chanel
The Coach
Generazione 1000 Euro
Accident
On His Majesty’s Secret Service
One Night In Supermarket (Ye dian)
Amalfi (Amarufi: Megami no hôshû)
The Chef Of South Polar
Goodbye Mom
Where the Truth Lies
Celebration (Jashhn)
Sankat City
Quick Gun Murugan
Return Point (Noqtat Rojoue)

That's all for the movies. As for the audio CDs, there's this Mozart: Complete Sonatas For Keyboard & Violin (Vol. 7 & 8), which I think Prizzy will like very much since Mozart is her idol.

And to Facebook Bejeweled addicts, they even have Bejeweled 2 (under games)!

...

Sigh. But for now, lunwen and Holiday packages* beckons.

*Holiday packages, in this context, has no relations to those Chan Brothers Holiday packages that you see flooding the newspapers advertorial page(s). Rather, I am refering to E_ _ _ s Department and M_ _ _s Department Holiday packages.

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edit: I just realised that there's no jennifer's body. LOL. (pw grp's inside joke)

edit edit: my sis said she watched my sister's keeper on the plane... (umm, i think this a cue for picoult-fans to throw confetti)

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The Everlasting Waltz of Life

Friday, November 6, 200910:58 PM

"Good morning examiners, we are from DH012 and I am Zhen Zhou. This is Wei Jie, Lineatte, Christine and May Ping"

"Thank you Zhen Zhou. Now I shall talk about the values of life-long marriages in Singapore. Why do we want to conserve life-long marriage? This is because one of our 5 shared values of Singapore states that the family is the basic unit of society."

"Thank you Wei Jie. In view of the previous analyzed causes of divorce, as well as the present context where people have the mis-perception of the value of marriage, we have developed the following objectives to ultimately achieve our aim of conserving life-long marriages. They are:
Firstly, to improve interpersonal skills of couples as it can achieve effective communication which can help in avoiding conflicts with in-laws and even other conflicts that could threaten life-long marriages."

"Thank you Lineatte. Now I will tell you more about our next programme, STRETCH. To put it simply, STRETCH is a premarital programme. It is a programme targeted at couples who are considering tying the knot."

"Thank you Christine. Now, I will explain more about our next programme, MARS.
MARS, M-A-R-S, is actually the acronym for ‘Marriage and Relationship Studies’.
This is an education programme, and it can actually be considered the most important part of our project."


I WILL NOT BE HEARING ANY OF THESE STATEMENTS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

OP HAS ENDED!
And my hairstyle today was totally perfect.

Now I am going to show off our products.

Designs that were rejected :'(

The M Card (Male and female version)

Reason for rejection: Too childish looking, does not fit theme. SOBS.



Poster raising awareness on the STRETCH programme.

Reason for rejection: "This looks like its from the phantom of the opera..."

This means that I stuck with the theme too well when I was drawing it for the US book. LOL. Cannot reuse! :( Anw I suddenly rmb now that its also considered plagiarism to republish my own work right-.- So its actually good that this is not accepted. LOL.




Designs that were accepted :)

Poster 1: Used to remind couples to appreciate their marriages. For those who are currently facing problems in their marriages, we want them to be reminded of their past memories together and that they have to give in to one another to make their marriage a successful one. Photos like the one featuring an old couple walking hand in hand is used to encourage couples in their prevalent marriage.



Poster 2: Used to raise awareness on our project.



The M Card

Front of card: Marriage is like a present from the heaven! :) This card is also a present to encourage couples to spend more quality time together.


Back of card: Featuring Fann Wong and Christopher Lee.


:)

金玉良言 from GP website.

Monday, November 2, 20091:47 PM

Got these quotes from the GP website. Just keep punching the "F5" key.

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

-- Joey Adams

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics. "
-- Benjamin Disraeli

"My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition. "
-- Indira Gandhi

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
-- Winston Churchill

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
-- Bob Hope

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
-- Mae West

"Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. "
-- Mark Twain

"The secret to creativity is to hide all your sources."
-- Albert Einstein

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